
At least I'm not a tangerine. Not today, anyway!
My kids have come back from school at the beginning of the new term with a new counting rhyme. They count the buttons you have on your clothes and chant
Lady
Baby
Gypsy Queen
Elephant
Monkey
Tangerine
Then you are pronounced to be one of these. Today I am (thankfully) a Lady. Happy was declared to be a Monkey on the morning he left. Oddly accurate, these counting rhymes. What are you today?