I noticed recently that the candidates for the two main parties who will be standing at the next general election for our local area don’t seem to have much to choose between them:
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- Tory candidate
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- The Remove Candidate (Owl)
Grey suit – check, cheerful round face – check, widow’s peak – check, trendy black glasses – check. How am I to choose?
The Vicar's Wife 
All the difference I can see is the tie.
Do you prefer the tie or the open necked shirt?
Who gets your X?
And unrelated, I loved the joke about the primary school – made me laugh out loud! And no, not overtired!
The mis-description was deliberate I take it?
Hi Chris – lovely to see you. I think you are a discerning joke connoisseur!
Welcome to the blog, PP. I was just so confused about who was who! And I read Private Eye…