Today the Joker was struggling with finishing some mushrooms from his lasagne at tea time. Cooked mushrooms are not popular with any of my children but I thought I could sneak them past with the mince.
We bribed him to eat the mushrooms by telling him he could have some more lettuce if he ate the mushrooms up. It worked.
The Joker loves to eat green veggies. He is a strange mutant. How long will it last do you think?
The Vicar's Wife 
As long as his hair stays red…