So what is it like where I live?
My friend Mrs Discoman has just moved to a brand new housing association property in our parish and I was telling our lollipop man, Mr Goldtooth, about it as we waited to cross the big road on the way to school this morning. He said that the housing association had approached him to see if he’d like one of next batch of houses they are building right next to the school.
‘So what did you say?’ I asked.
‘Oh, no way am I taking one.’ he grinned, his gold tooth glinting in the bright May sunshine.
‘Why not? Mrs Discoman’s house is really lovely.’
‘It’s the area.’
The Vicar's Wife 
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